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Wolva winquotes

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Wolva's GG:GC X winquotes:

-vs. Wolva: BACK OFF CLONE! DON'T YOU DARE TO HIT ON MY ROBO-KY'S!

-vs. Hunter: Say... how does the oil taste like...?

-vs. Hunter (alternate): Jiao says you'll make him rich with all those litres of oil you slurp each day at his Cafe... oh, by the way he also asked when will you pay him for the last 50 barrels?

-vs. Kaz: You almost got me buddy... almost...

-vs. Kaz (alternate): Don't worry, look at it that way, Melfina will take good care of you at the hospital... in nurse cosplay... teheheeee

-vs. Sha'Ligh Edra: Since I defeated you, does it mean I'm taking over your position in the guild...?

-vs. Sha'Ligh Edra (alternate): Gerard blush everytime I ask him about those cat ears I found in his drawer, then says it was a lost bet and nothing else. So... can I know the details? *smirk* :eyes:

-vs. Ivan: Say... that hand of yours... it's gold right? How much will the jeweler pay for it? *grin*

-vs. Kuro-Ky: AND NOW GIVE BACK THE NEKKID PHOTOS YOU MADE OF ME!!!

-vs. Kuro-Ky  (alternate): Psssst! I won. So about the deal and my pin up Robo-Ky posters...?

-vs. Seth Lionheart: Oooops... sorry I meant to flatter you, not flatten you...

-vs. Tentakl: Ewwww... dem nekkid muscles...

-vs. ZER0: Is 0NE by any chance your sister...? Are there any other siblings I shuld be aware of...? Like TW0...? THR33...? 40UR? ...damn Trolls...

-vs. Pennywise: I assume you were just hungry...

-vs. Pennywise (alternate): Don't worry Penny, it took me over 100 defeats to finally own my sensei's ass, practice makes best as they say. *reaches out with hand*

-vs. Fenrir the Moonstone: TAKE ME TO ZEPP PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEZE!!! I HEARD THE TECHNOLOGY THERE IS AWESOOOOME!

-vs. Fenrir the Moonstone (alternate): Heeeey, do you know perhaps that Zepp model Robo-Ky? I think his name was Icaro...

-vs. Rhapsody: You sure the Police Force is a good place for you? AH! Is it because of Ky? Oh you, Rhapsy~~ You doing it wrong, seduce him with a fine tableware, it's super effective!

-vs. Ray Shino: Random sir, U OK?

-vs. Ripsaw: I "SAW" WHAT YOU DID HERE!

-vs. Ripsaw (alternate): A gentleman Robo-Ky with creepy face makeup and hidden saws... are you by any chance Professors P. A. Rody's creation...?

-vs. Shadow: S-so I did it... again... I... so tired *faints*

-vs. Lylali: You're cute only when you play with a ball of yarn...

-vs. Robopool: ...OK. NOW I saw everything.

-vs. Neo: I hope you didn't hold back just because I'm your sister-in-law?

-vs. Recosen: Don't worry, I'm sure you're still Sen's number one best dad ever! Isn't that so, Sen?

-vs. Recosen (alternative): I hope you won't take it personally, Recosen... we're still friends, right? And our sons can still play together?

-vs. Sgt. Ryan Miller: Wasn't there a comedian with same last name? Speaking of which, I think that role would suit you more...

-vs. Aftershock: Dude I'm still shocked! Look at dem tremble! *shows trembling hands*

-vs. Black Velvet: SO... where can I buy a coat like this? Shiny~~

-vs. Clair Lazbar: W-why are you looking at me l-like that...?

-vs. Clair Lazbar (alternate): Is it just me... or are your breasts bigger since I last saw you...?

-vs. Laddersis: I've beaten you in your own game, Snakelady! I feel epic~~

-vs. 0NE: For some reason I feel like shipping 0NE x NEO... no clue why... *shrug*

-vs. Fafnir the Stormbringer: As they say, there's always calm after the storm.

-vs. Justice X: I think... *cough* I was just lucky...

-vs. Justice X (alternate): I think I know why Neo is into mecha babes... they're... hard to get... take it as compliment, sis.

-vs. Poison Alice: IT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU POISONED POOR JIAO!

-vs. Kat Blackhordes: ...how many more deadly babes are in the Guild I don't know of yet? Dat Gerard...

-vs. Surge: If you want to "hit on me" JUST SAY SO! You got the meaning of "lady-killer" wrong!

-vs. Death Priest: Someone call an exorcist!!

-vs. Chaos: Chaos... that's NOT how you make friends with someone...
That's Wolva to ya XD

I want to buy a microphone and voice act the quotes, what do you think?

Wolva theme:

ONE OK ROCK - NO SCARED
[link]
(lame cover instrumental but there is no better version available. Soz.)
Because of that here's the link to original - [link]

Wolva, Neo (c) me
Other characters (c) to their respective owners
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Spyke89's avatar
If you voice acted the quotes I'd find it hilarious. Dooooo eeeeet!